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The bottle opener t-shirt has got to be the dumbest idea ever. imagine how easy it is to spill the beer all over your self, and if said beer has been shaken before hand, it would surely squirt all over your T-shirt. the bottle opener is probably pretty lose unless its attatched to a board on the inside of the T-shirt, making the T-shirt really annoying to wear, so its probably impossible to use.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/debb/
quit yer belly aching, just look at the video in the link
It is people like you that piss me off. Have some fucking fun with your life. Not only did you fail to see the obviously funny nature in the shirts bottle opener, you preceded to critique every area of the shirt, explaining why you believed it was a piece of shit. So have a nice day. Oh, and you can go fuck yourself too. HAPPY JERKING…fucker
But…He’s right.
Also *proceeded
No, You suck!I had the exact thought as loil… Happy cursing… Douche!
ignore theese retards,they dont have to worry about it because they never have been and never will be invited to a party that doesnt have to do with star trek.Bellyaching? fag.
I can’t remember how many times I’ve seen the staircase drawer, pizza scissors, and the stupid rice/coffee/noodle dispensers that have been in candy stores and coffee retailers for a century posted and reposted… The fold-up bike looks like a collapsible, portable, death trap. The gyro-bowl for kids is cool in concept, but given the way toddlers thrash it seems like it’d do more harm than good with momentum. Oh, and look, it’s the wall outlet that is 100x easier to rip the plug out of on accident!
However, I do like solar wind bridges, the zipper headphones, the taco holder, the magnetic hangers, the shower faucet, the solar umbrellas, the “where’s my keys” lo-jack thingy, and the white picket cord hiders. All cool ideas. Why do I never see any of these things in stores?
magnetic hangers? thats so handicapped why would you even like that idea?
you’re obviously not an engineer, the wind bridge would simply not work.
The windbridge is a horrible idea. Where will the birds go?
over the bridge…. Smart one
…Above the bridge, I imagine.
…over?
To bird heaven, I imagine :p
over it
The birds will go above it, or die. Either way we’ll have some kickass utilitarian bridge-power.
… To hell!
Over it, you stupid piece of shit.
Err…over the top? They are birds after all…
Above the bridge….?
Shredded TWEET
Yea, you’re right. I hadn’t thought of that myself.
I’m guessing you’re wondering where the fish go as well, aren’t you..?
What do you mean?? Now all the homeless that hang out under bridges will have an abundance of fresh bird meat to fill their Colt45 laced bellies…maybe the designers can hook up one of the generators to an electric skillet at the bottom of the bridge for easy cooking and throw some seasonings into the plastic wall things so they can add some flavor. Seriously, didn’t you think this through???
Same thing that happens with normal wind turbines-around, or they die. It’s actually a pretty big problem in some areas, as it’s depopulating a lot of important bird/bat populations.
This guy is getting torn apart when really it’s actually not that dumb of a question. Think birds are smart enough to recognize that they have to go over the bridge? Maybe some of them, but I can see a lot of them trying to fly through and dying… which would be a big problem.
Damn Jews
I actually don’t think it would be a huge problem. We have a lot of windmills in my area, and though they look scary, they don’t move that fast. Birds being hit by vehicles would be a bigger problem.
who cares?…they’re birds
Bridge Wind Turbines: does to birds what every office / desk fan does to fingers!
..oh, wait.. some clever dick thought to stick a guard around the desk fan.
cool
Lost me at finger forks
Lost everyone on the Finger Forks, for they concluded the list.
+1 on finger fucking forks
@James
Where will the birds go due to windbridges? Same place they go due to Wind Towers… can you say, “Slice ‘n’ Dice”?
i literally had that makeshift water fountain 17 years ago, it looked like shamoo
dude i had the same one
@James: Above it of course. Birds aren’t dumb, except for maybe someone here.
All of these are nice ideas, except for the bottle opener t-shirt.
they actually sell the gyro tumbler thing at target. the light up slippers seem like they would be so stupid. how would you get them to light up? The squeezy faucet thing is stupid. that would create such a mess.
Well, maybe the slippers could light up when you put your feet in them? Using pressure sensors in the soles. After 30 seconds or so they would go back into “sleep mode”. Or did you think you’d have to turn a crankshaft for 10 minutes to turn them on?
i used to own one of those faucet things, it actually didn’t make a mess unless you were being an idiot with it!
i invented those slippers!!!!!!!
Awesome concepts! I’m trying to figure out why more than half of the concepts aren’t reality yet!
I really like the idea of the drawers under the stairs, fantastic!
until someone leaves the drawer open
I love the couch! Wish I knew where to find it…
the couch is called the doc, made by clei (a furniture warehouse in italy) unfortunately, the distributor in NYC that sells it is discontinuing it.
I lot of pretty cool ideas , but I like the comments some are really rash, I guess you have to get rid of your anger somehow.
The wall outlet is brilliant. It could literally hold almost 15 plugs in it.
I can totally see flocks of birds being torn to pieces by that bridge.
Wow..a LOT of these ideas are absolutely terrible. Why in the world would you want headphones built into your zipper..or a freakin r2d2 projector. That bridge would cost retardedly high amounts of money to build, and those finger forks would make you look like wolverine and be far harder to use than a regular fork. I don’t think I really need to explain how bad of an idea that shirt is. Forget the fact that the beer would get all over you,..how the hell would you get any leverage from that thing when it’s just attached to a piece of cloth? The pizza thing is totally unnecessary and wouldn’t even work since it only cuts one side of the slice at a time..and that “wrap stove” has no practical application whatsoever.
the headphones aren’t built into your zipper, the headphone HAVE a zipper. you’re picturing it wrong.
I agree with you on everything but the pizza thing. If you cut the left side of the slice first, you could then just slide it over and use the tray to measure out where to make the other cut.
R2D2 projector would be boss though… just saying.
i saw the key thing at Kohls i think once
all of these ideas suck. the R2-D2 projector has been on sale for at least 3 years now . honestly though i am not impressed. im giving this page a thumbs down.
and the wall outlet might be a good idea if you like lighting your shit on fire and have no electronics that require a ground…… shitty.
Some of those are worthless and some are completely brilliant
I would love to get some links for these things. I’ve only been able to find two of them easily on Google, and one was because the product name was on it (the dispensers).
My grandparents had drawers built into their stairway steps when they built their house in the 1920s. I guess there really is nothing new under the sun.
so in love with the chair and bed conbination!!!
What’s the point of adding wind turbines to a bridge? Maintenance looks like a bitch, and they’re usually set high up.
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lol the stroller… keep your hands warm but not the baby.
Fricken… that roll up seat wont work the back support wont support its bull shit damit if it had a bar that you twist at back to lock it in well thats bullshit 2 because its a nice curved shape…
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